Holiday Sale Update

Give the gift of soul. A man's soul.

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/11/15/Hillsborough/The_grand_prize_is_th.shtml

Historic Document Report

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006550658,00.html

Senior League Bowling

I can shoot that, but it would take two games.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061201/D8LNPS900.html

Doping Begins

They're testing for IQ performance enhancers.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20846809-13762,00.html

Secret Santa

In Chicago they believe.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061130/D8LN5A8O1.html

Army Strong

But not always that smart.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061130/D8LNB05O2.html

Just Another Day in Detroit

And the guy couldn't explain his story.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061128/NEWS99/61128022

The Latest in Sony Mishaps

The surprise package.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061128/D8LMBO3O0.html

Is That a Guitar in Your Pants

Are you just happy to see the owner?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061129/D8LMG6AO0.html

Johannesburg Update

It's time for someone's little talk.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20834183-13762,00.html

Unexpected

Form of relief project.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061128/D8LLPA1O0.html

Mutant Hair

Which is headed for the record books.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061127/D8LLLLN80.html

Nothing But The Tooth

And custard.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i-found-a-tooth-in-my-pud-&method=full&objectid=18164295&siteid=94762-name_page.html

The Vegetarian Option

Pie eaters change the rules.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20813649-13762,00.html

PETA Update

They don't appreciate cruelty to puppet camels.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061125/D8LJVREG0.html

Merry Christmas to All

Let's keep our lawsuits civil.




http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20061123-020030-2200r

We Have a Guess

This was good for nobody.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061123/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_spain_accident

Remember The Do-Not-Call List?

There are other ideas out there if it's not working.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061123/tc_nm/life_web_telesales_dc_1

Personal Use

Breaking the law? Ya think?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20807569-13762,00.html

Update From Artie's Deli

They stuffed the bird early.




http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061123/D8LIGIC00.html

Making a Break

It was certainly worth a shot.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061123/D8LIPEG81.html