Lifestyles of the Unskilled and Mediocre

Holiday Sale Update

2006-12-01T04:42:00.000-08:00

Give the gift of soul. A man's soul.

http://www.sptimes.com/2006/11/15/Hillsborough/The_grand_prize_is_th.shtml

Historic Document Report

2006-12-01T04:36:00.000-08:00

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006550658,00.html

Senior League Bowling

2006-12-01T04:35:00.000-08:00

I can shoot that, but it would take two games.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061201/D8LNPS900.html

Doping Begins

2006-11-30T04:31:00.000-08:00

They're testing for IQ performance enhancers.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20846809-13762,00.html

Secret Santa

2006-11-30T04:29:00.000-08:00

In Chicago they believe.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061130/D8LN5A8O1.html

Army Strong

2006-11-30T04:28:00.000-08:00

But not always that smart.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061130/D8LNB05O2.html

Just Another Day in Detroit

2006-11-29T04:37:00.000-08:00

And the guy couldn't explain his story.

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061128/NEWS99/61128022

The Latest in Sony Mishaps

2006-11-29T04:36:00.000-08:00

The surprise package.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061128/D8LMBO3O0.html

Is That a Guitar in Your Pants

2006-11-29T04:34:00.000-08:00

Are you just happy to see the owner?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061129/D8LMG6AO0.html

Johannesburg Update

2006-11-28T04:39:00.000-08:00

It's time for someone's little talk.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20834183-13762,00.html

Unexpected

2006-11-28T04:37:00.000-08:00

Form of relief project.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061128/D8LLPA1O0.html

Mutant Hair

2006-11-28T04:36:00.000-08:00

Which is headed for the record books.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061127/D8LLLLN80.html

Nothing But The Tooth

2006-11-27T04:41:00.000-08:00

And custard.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_headline=i-found-a-tooth-in-my-pud-&method=full&objectid=18164295&siteid=94762-name_page.html

The Vegetarian Option

2006-11-27T04:39:00.000-08:00

Pie eaters change the rules.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20813649-13762,00.html

PETA Update

2006-11-27T04:38:00.000-08:00

They don't appreciate cruelty to puppet camels.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061125/D8LJVREG0.html

Merry Christmas to All

2006-11-24T07:27:00.000-08:00

Let's keep our lawsuits civil.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20061123-020030-2200r

We Have a Guess

2006-11-24T07:22:00.000-08:00

This was good for nobody.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061123/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_spain_accident

Remember The Do-Not-Call List?

2006-11-24T07:19:00.000-08:00

There are other ideas out there if it's not working.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061123/tc_nm/life_web_telesales_dc_1

Personal Use

2006-11-23T07:33:00.000-08:00

Breaking the law? Ya think?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20807569-13762,00.html

Update From Artie's Deli

2006-11-23T07:31:00.000-08:00

They stuffed the bird early.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061123/D8LIGIC00.html

Making a Break

2006-11-23T07:28:00.000-08:00

It was certainly worth a shot.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061123/D8LIPEG81.html

Jones Soda Holiday Update

2006-11-22T04:45:00.000-08:00

Now featuring pea and antacid.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20801328-13762,00.html

The Latest in Homeland Security

2006-11-22T04:43:00.000-08:00

A La-Z-Boy.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061122/D8LHS1600.html

Today's Lesson in Family Values

2006-11-22T04:42:00.000-08:00

From Dude Cigarette.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061122/D8LHRO2G1.html

One Hump or Two?

2006-11-21T04:44:00.000-08:00

Rich in Vitamin B.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20761318-13762,00.html

Not Necessarily A Lack of Funds

2006-11-21T04:42:00.000-08:00

Just people.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061120/D8LGQ5NG0.html

Thought Provoking Indeed

2006-11-21T04:41:00.000-08:00

Finding beauty in bizarre places.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061121/D8LH4J880.html

It Pays To Stay In Fashion

2006-11-20T04:45:00.000-08:00

Approximately $70 and up.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20061119-071749-3268r

Elsewhere, Goals Are Not Important

2006-11-20T04:43:00.000-08:00

In Peru, they are spreading the wealth.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061119/D8LFSPU03.html

An Incredible Feeling of Peace

2006-11-20T04:42:00.000-08:00

It's important to have goals.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061120/D8LGGR8O0.html

Exemplary Usage

2006-11-17T04:40:00.000-08:00

In a very exclusive club.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20773562-13762,00.html

An Indonesian Physician

2006-11-17T04:38:00.000-08:00

The spirits are about to speak.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061117/D8LEJIB81.html

World Record Update

2006-11-17T04:37:00.000-08:00

Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061117/D8LEII0O1.html

Bears Have Issues Too

2006-11-16T04:36:00.000-08:00

They need to ask their zookeeper about Ambien.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20767083-13762,00.html

Airline Security Update

2006-11-16T04:33:00.000-08:00

No nail clippers of any kind are allowed.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061115/D8LDOKLO0.html

Attempted Stereo Speakers Robbery

2006-11-16T04:32:00.000-08:00

This bright boy has just become a tweeter.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061116/D8LDSADO1.html

Alternative Energy Update

2006-11-15T04:46:00.000-08:00

Vermont is now the green valley.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nationworld/bal-te.energy14nov14,0,4382005.story

If I Wanted To Be Sick To My Stomach

2006-11-15T04:44:00.000-08:00

I would watch this.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061115/ap_on_en_tv/simpson_interview_15

Overt Sexual Activity

2006-11-15T04:43:00.000-08:00

Something special in the air. But no water or hair gel.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061114/D8LCK5CO0.html

Auction Updates

2006-11-14T04:44:00.000-08:00

Include good buys on truffles.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20747542-13762,00.html

Ceramic Deer Sessions

2006-11-14T04:42:00.000-08:00

A fight you can win.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061114/D8LCK47G0.html

Wisconsin Justice in Action

2006-11-14T04:40:00.000-08:00

I have an idea what to do with the money.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061114/D8LCGRIO0.html

Prison Justice

2006-11-13T04:44:00.000-08:00

Now involves taking away your rights to use methadone.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uklatest/story/0,,-6210427,00.html

Death, Part II

2006-11-13T04:42:00.000-08:00

Voters are on a need-to-know basis.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061111/D8LAR1HO0.html

Australian Justice

2006-11-13T04:41:00.000-08:00

Sure, blame the dead guy.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061112/D8LBBGQO1.html

A Different Story

2006-11-10T04:48:00.000-08:00

Learning to check yourself for ticks.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061110/D8L9VT481.html

Employment Update

2006-11-10T04:46:00.000-08:00

Another group is finding work in India.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061110/D8LA0TIG0.html

Alternative Energy Update

2006-11-10T04:44:00.000-08:00

Stay away from the 19th hole.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061110/D8L9TUDG0.html

He Found Religion

2006-11-09T04:50:00.000-08:00

And keeps it in its pocket.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061108/D8L8KJD00.html

Property Issues

2006-11-09T04:47:00.000-08:00

Making the point in pink again.

http://dwb.heraldonline.com/24hour/weird/story/3412482p-12536556c.html

The Walking Zombies

2006-11-09T04:46:00.000-08:00

Want to return to naptime.

http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=2635961&page=1

Dining in Arizona Report

2006-11-08T04:50:00.000-08:00

Real men have angioplasty.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006510748,00.html

UN Report

2006-11-08T04:48:00.000-08:00

20,000 Garden fans would beg to differ.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061107/D8L8GOSG3.html

South Carolina Voting Update

2006-11-08T04:47:00.000-08:00

He probably just would have voted for himself anyway.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061107/D8L8DCA80.html

Customer Service Update

2006-11-07T04:46:00.000-08:00

Everyone has gone corporate.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/06/pot.delivery.ap/index.html?eref=rss_latest

Kidney Transplant

2006-11-07T04:43:00.000-08:00

Now he gives himself a headache.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20708546-13762,00.html

Myers of Keswick Deli

2006-11-07T04:42:00.000-08:00

Molly survived the waiting list.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061107/D8L80F2G1.html

Keeping Up With the Joneses

2006-11-06T03:47:00.000-08:00

Say goodbye to the Norbergs.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20708199-13762,00.html

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas

2006-11-06T03:45:00.000-08:00

Rudolph is not pleased.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061104/D8L608U00.html

The Charges Have Been Dropped

2006-11-06T03:44:00.000-08:00

A case of mistaken identity.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061104/D8L67FBO0.html

Queensland Coffee

2006-11-03T04:40:00.000-08:00

I'll stick with the house blend.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20687224-13762,00.html

They Wanted To Get Some Air

2006-11-03T04:34:00.000-08:00

The garden gnomes are back.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20687224-13762,00.html

Planet Fitness Rules

2006-11-03T04:33:00.000-08:00

No setting off the lunk alarm.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061103/D8L5C7UO1.html

Cell Phone Update

2006-11-02T04:34:00.000-08:00

Helping older people to be annoying on the phone as everyone else.

http://dailynews.com/ci_4582782

Alert

2006-11-02T04:32:00.000-08:00

Some animals have other plans.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061101/D8L4HNVO0.html

Ethnic Group Acceptance

2006-11-02T04:31:00.000-08:00

We can learn from the cows.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061101/D8L4GK9G0.html

Florida, Continued

2006-10-31T20:30:00.000-08:00

But this guy is still afoot.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061101/D8L40N880.html

Palm Beach Justice at Work

2006-10-31T20:29:00.000-08:00

Trump: the patriot?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061101/D8L41NDG0.html

Report From Delaware

2006-10-31T04:36:00.000-08:00

It's important to have goals.

http://wcbstv.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_303095444.html

Bill Is On a Bill

2006-10-31T04:33:00.000-08:00

True counterfeiting is an art.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/C/COUNTERFEIT_BILL?SITE=MTBIL&SECTION=STRANGE&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Election Day is Coming

2006-10-30T18:58:00.000-08:00

And Alaska voters have done their homework.

http://www.ktuu.com/cms/anmviewer.asp?a=6990&z=1

It Should Have Been Objectively Completely Impossible

2006-10-30T18:56:00.000-08:00

That someone would pay for this.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061030/D8L37E101.html

Infested By Bats?

2006-10-30T18:55:00.000-08:00

Call Batman.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061031/D8L3BAC00.html

You'll Pay For This

2006-10-30T04:37:00.000-08:00

The protest was cancelled.

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=local&id=4705822

Halloween in Dover

2006-10-30T04:36:00.000-08:00

And Ted Kennedy is still loose.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2006/10/29/decades_later_the_dover_demon_still_haunts/?p1=MEWell_Pos4

Some Best Friend

2006-10-29T19:34:00.000-08:00

How we create attack dogs.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20668064-13762,00.html

Hello, Mr. Wilson?

2006-10-29T19:32:00.000-08:00

Dennis is missing.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061028/D8L1JG8G0.html

Interesting, Yet Perhaps Stupid

2006-10-29T19:31:00.000-08:00

We report, you decide.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061028/D8L1SJ182.html

TMI Update

2006-10-27T04:42:00.000-07:00

Miami has the scoop.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20653866-13762,00.html

Sniffing Out 100 Pounds

2006-10-27T04:38:00.000-07:00

Hey, something smells...good.

http://www.azcentral.com/community/chandler/articles/1026brk-drugbust1026-ON.html

Latest McDonalds Serving

2006-10-27T04:36:00.000-07:00

He could blame it on T. O.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061027/D8L0NFHG1.html

Report From Brisbane

2006-10-26T04:46:00.000-07:00

You can't be too careful.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20647838-1702,00.html

Repainting the Bridge

2006-10-26T04:43:00.000-07:00

One man's misguided good intentions.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061025/D8KVSEG00.html

Toys #$@!!R Us Update

2006-10-26T04:41:00.000-07:00

A parent wants the nightstick pulled off the shelves.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061026/D8L03GNG0.html

Fire Fighting in Canada

2006-10-25T04:52:00.000-07:00

Requires specific equipment.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061024/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_canada_firefighters

Egyptian Society

2006-10-25T04:45:00.000-07:00

Are a special breed.

http://spluch.blogspot.com/2006/10/welcome-to-beard-society.html

Bypass Update

2006-10-24T19:51:00.000-07:00

The salo festival results are in.

http://www.clickondetroit.com/foodnews/10144246/detail.html

We Report...

2006-10-24T19:48:00.001-07:00

You decide whether or not they'd prefer real ones.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061023/wl_canada_nm/canada_life_canada_mail_col

Getting an Education in Montana

2006-10-24T19:46:00.000-07:00

The principal probably saw more than a few in his day.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061024/D8KVAHR81.html

The Great Ape Trust

2006-10-24T04:49:00.000-07:00

Will handle this monkey business.

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061023/NEWS/61023013/1001/NEWS

Air Conditioning

2006-10-24T04:45:00.000-07:00

No one was happy to see this guy.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061024/D8KULTG80.html

Alabama's Governor Candidate

2006-10-24T04:43:00.000-07:00

Who understands the issues.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061024/D8KUM3980.html

Lonely Llamas

2006-10-23T04:44:00.000-07:00

Look out for their best friend.

http://www.charlottesvillenewsplex.tv/home/headlines/4447802.html

Good Feelings

2006-10-23T04:41:00.000-07:00

And the best part is: It won't stand out.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20628359-13762,00.html

Halloween is Coming

2006-10-23T04:40:00.000-07:00

And boo-loon animals are popping up.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061021/D8KSVTNO0.html

Stopping The Round Table Pizza Burglary

2006-10-20T04:35:00.000-07:00

Moo.

http://www.dailydemocrat.com/news/ci_4516752

Cheating Husband Update

2006-10-20T04:33:00.000-07:00

She wants much more than half.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,20610512-13762,00.html

Price Chopper Special in Hartford

2006-10-20T04:31:00.000-07:00

More than sour grapes.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/20061019/D8KRVQPO0.html

Not in the Travel Photos

2006-10-19T04:36:00.000-07:00

The mayor is getting a cab, too.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061018/us_nm/crime_bloomberg_dc;_ylt=A9G_RxAImjZFKjQAGAAWIr0F;_ylu=X3oDMTA5aHJvMDdwBHNlYwN5bmNhdA--

Smart Young Man

2006-10-19T04:35:00.000-07:00

He got a cab.

http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/view.php?StoryID=20061018-075634-9489r